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Экспериментальный тред Доброчана, в котором мы отписываемся каждый раз, когда пофапали/пошликали или достигли новых вершин в нофапоне. Можно обсуждать любимые теги, любимых авторов и всё что угодно, связанное с самоудовлетворением. Всё во имя того, чтобы зашедший мимоизвращенец не чувствовал себя одиноким. Главное — без фанатизма!

Тут можно найти кой чего годного http://www.swinglife.ru/node/298028 только для кунов. А вообще гуглите "Гайд по мастурбации". Там много полезного.

В качестве опросика:
   Любимый порнотайтл.
   Перечислить любимые и нелюбимые теги. Можно пользоваться например http://ehwiki.org/wiki/Fetish_Listing
   Перечислить взятые ачивки.
   При этом стоит отметить ежели ты тян или недевтсвенник.

Для удобства картинка с ачивками я её из /slow/ притащил в текстовом виде:

Behind Seven Proxies - Fap through your pants.
Altitude - Fap on an airplane.
Ambidexterous - Fap with both hands.
Anger Manager - Fap while angry.
Anti-Dempessant - Fap while sad.
Backstabber - Fap in a friends shower.
Beauty Parlor - Fap while at spa getting massage or some shit.
Behind Enemy Lines - Fap in someone else's house.
Bible-Thumpler - Fap to Jesus.
Big Belly, Big Lovin - Fap to pregnant chick.
Biodegradable - Fap to dead person.
Blinding Shot - Fap/cum to the sun.
Boogie Man - Fap under bed.
Bookworm - Go to public library and cum into a book.
Buckets - Edge routinely for at least 2 weeks, without cumming. Then release your saved up load, in all its glory.
Bullseye - Shoot into your own mouth and swallow.
Capture The Cum - Aim the cum in a jar 3 feet away.
Careless - Cum in your underwear or pants and wear them like nothing happened.
Chris Benoit - Fap in the gym.
Complete Control - Get an erection on command.
Company Ink - Fap to a classmate.
Corruption - Fap to rule 34 of something innocent.
Dead Shot - Fap to the dead.
Dirty Harry - Fap while fingering your asshole.
Dodged It! - Cum flies towards your face and dodge it.
Doggy Style - Fap to bestiality.
Drive-By - Fap while driving your car.
Drying Paint - Fap to your wall and cum onto it.
Duracell - Fap three times in a row.
Early Bird - Fap immediately after you wake up.
Empty Balls - All acievements unlocked.
Endurance Fap - Fap for more than 60 minutes.
Endurance Test - Fap for the whole day.
Exposure - Fap standing at your window, so people living across the street can see you do it.
Family Shot - Fap to family.
Fap Fap And Away - Cum 100 feet above ground level.
Fap And Dump - Take a dump while fapping.
The Fapman - Fap using the left hand (or right, if you are a lefty) while playing Pacman.
Farmer Jones - Fap in a field.
Feels Good, Man - Fart while fapping.


Friction Burn - Fap fast/hard enough to create a friction-burn like sore on penis.
Fruityloop - Fap with a friot or vegetable.
In God We Fap - Fap in a church.
Greedy Fucker - Fap next to sleeping girlfriend afrer sex.
Green Thumb - Fap in the wooods.
Hard At Work - Fall asleep while fapping.
Headshot - Fap onto girlfriend's face.
Holding The Line - Hold your orgasm 3 times.
Going Up - Fap in the elevator.
HOT FIRE! - Fap to gingers.
Hot Nights - Spend a whole night fapping.
I Buy It For The Articles - Fap to a porn magazine.
I Don't Give A Fuck - Fap into someone's food.
Imagination Mode - Fap without any porn of any sort beside your imagination.
In Recent News... Fap to anchorwoman.
Iron Man - Fap without any form of lube.
Iron Will - Don't fap for 30 days.
Jack-Off Daniels - Fap whilst drink.
Jaws Fap in public pool.
JESTON! Your're Fired! - Fap at work.
Just A Cold - Wipe your jizz on your bedsheets when sick, blame runny nose.
Kamikaze Fap - Fap in a busy public library.
Keeps The Doctor Away - Fap once a day (Six Months).
Killstreak - Fap more then 10 times a day.
Kodak Moment - Fap and cum to a face pic of someone.
Lasting Blast - Fire at least 10 shots.
Like Father Like Son - Fap to your mom.
Long Soot - Fire your cum 3 feet.
Manfap - Fap to men.
Messmaker - Fap and cum all over the floor
Monkey Man - Fap while hanging from the local playgrounds monkey bars.
Motorhead - Fap to a machine.
Mount Vesuvius - Cum 18 inches (one and a half feet) into the air.
Multi Shot - Fire more than once per fap.
Music To My Ears - Fap with headphones on, listening to music.
New Meat - Fap to your ex's new boyfriend.
Ninja-Fap - Fap in public without being noticed.
Nirvana - Fap stoned.
No Fear - Successfully fap while there is someone in the house with the door open.
No Hands - Cum without touching your penis.

No Rest For The Wicked - Fap at a family funeral.
Parental Controls - Fap to something on PBS.
Perfomance Enhancer - Fap while stoned, multiple times in the same high.
Pet Shot - Fap to animals.
Precision - Fap and shoot cum over a shoulder.
Quickshot - Cum less than 90 seconds.
Rageeee - Fap while holding in your shit.
Rebound - Fap and cum twice in thirty minutes.
Rigor Mortis - Fap in a hospital.
Royal Flush - Cum into same toilet bowl five times.
Runners World - Fap while running around the house.
Safety - Fap in a condom.
Self Sufficiency - Fap to yourself.
Shifty Shot - Fap with alternating hands each night.
Sick Fuck - Fap to furry sex in the missionary position.
Sieg Heil - Fap to Hitler.
So Ronery - Fap to a picture of the person you have feelings for.
Stained - Use the same fap rag for a week straight.
Stealth - Fap with a friend in the room, remaining inconspicuous.
Stealth Shot - Fap while watching a movie with a friend.
Balls Of Steel - Fap while soaking your balls in cold water.
Surprise!!! - Cum on something for someone else to find.
Tastes Like Chicken - Eat your load after cumming.
Technology - Fap to porn from your smartphone.
I Like Teh Movies - Fap in a theater.
The Good Student - Fap in class.
The Mozart - Fap at a classical music concert.
The Passenger - Fap in taxi.
This Is So Wrong - Fap to an unusual fetish.
Tickle Me Elmo - Tickle/rub the back of your cock until you cum.
Trap Fap - Fap to a trap.
Tresfapping - Trespass/fap.
Two Birds, One Stone - Fap into a tissue, then blow your nose into the same tissue.
Under Pressure - Fap inside the changing room of a clothing store.
V For Vendetta - Shoot cum off in two directions.
Voyeur - Fap to someone you can see outside.
Wet Willy - Fap in the showe.
Work With What Ya Got - Dry fap, then fap again with your jizz.
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>>586696
Тред просто Пиздец. Проиграл как сосачер.
>> No.586700 Reply
>>586699
Все хорошо! Присаживайтесь, создавайте атмосферу с нами.
>> No.586701 Reply
Ох, лол. Докатились. Скрываю.
>> No.586710 Reply
Взрослый мужчина за один раз выделяет столовую ложку или от 2 до 4 мл спермы. Сперматозоидам нужно 2 с половиной месяца чтобы вырасти. В среднем, яичко мужчины каждую секунду производит 1500 сперматозоидов.
Менструальная фаза у женщин - 14 дней (собственно созревание яйцеклетки). Менструальный цикл - 28 дней (одна яйцеклетка в месяц). Менструация длится примерно 2—8 дней (отторжение старой яйцеклетки и начало менструального цикла).

Если говорить за равенство мужчин и женщин, то женщина производит одну яйцеклетку в месяц. Мужчина заряжает свой автомат ежесекундочно. И кто после этого страдает от непрерывных мук?
>> No.586713 Reply
>>586710
> Мужчина заряжает свой автомат ежесекундочно. И кто после этого страдает от непрерывных мук?
Вот именно, сперма возобновляется беспрерывно.
>> No.586716 Reply
>>586713
Огосподи вечная агония, лол.
>> No.586718 Reply
>>586716
хочю тебя
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>> No.586786 Reply
Ох, уж эта ненавистная весна


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